My favorite quotes from (all four of) my books...

Some of my favorite conversations and quotes from my books (so far).

Allen: "Okay guys, I have to ask... I've known you for a crazy long time now and I kinda noticed you're like...really, um...overly friendly with each other? So I just wanna know...are you guys, like, gay?"

Julius: "What's wrong with being happy?"

Artemis: "I don't think he mea-"

Allen: "No, I mean like, homosexual for each other."

Julius: "What the Hell!? --Oh God! No! I... I think I need a drink..."

Artemis: "You do realize that we're both married, yes?"

Allen: "Hey, it could be a cover...!"

Artemis: "My Gods, you're annoying..."

-conversation from Hostage! (book #4)

I love how Artemis never actually answered the question... XD

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Heather: "You know you're the most mysterious man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing...?"

Artemis: "Well I wouldn't be so mysterious if you would just stop asking questions I can't answer!"

-random conversation from one of Artemis' lives (1974)

Somehow this just makes him seem like Edward from Twilight...

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Tybalt: "Give me back by God damned shirt!"

Julius: *laughing* "Not until you agree to wear some normal clothes! You can't just go prancing around in your uniform all the time, you know!"

Tybalt: "You do that all the time! You even have a bloody crown for Christ's sake!"

Julius: "...And yet here I am dressed like a normal person! Your logic fails you."

Tybalt: *making a threat* "I will eat your unborn children!"

Julius: "...W-What...?! Um--"

Tybalt: "Oh God, I didn't mean--"

Julius: "I think I'm going to go throw up now..." *walks away*

Tybalt: "...What a coincidence, so do I." *begins to walk in opposite direction*

Allen: *bursts out of the bathroom* "Pfft--THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!" *dies laughing*

Tybalt: "When the Hell did you get here!?"

-conversation from Escape (book #3)

I told this to my friends once and they couldn't breath they laughed so hard X3

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Artemis: "Are you willing to throw away your life for this...?"

Allen: "I'll stop you if it's the last thing I do!"

-confrontation from The Paper King (book #1)

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Rose: "Nice to meet your acquaintance! I've heard so many wonderful things about you! My name is Sarah Rosalia Winchester, but you may call me Rose."

Julius: "She's the only girl I've ever met who goes by her middle name..."

Allen: "Wait- Rose and Julius? Seriously!? It's just like Romeo and Juliet!"

Julius: "Who now?"

Rose: "What's so odd about the coupling of our names...?"

Allen: "It's like someone is blatantly trying to make a copyright infringement! What the Hell..!!! Does NO ONE ELSE see this!?"

-Allen meets Rose, from Blood Rose (book #2)

*smirk* Allen hints to my presence :3 I honestly didn't realize that their names were so oddly reversed and Shakespearean until long after I gave Rose her name XD

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Julius: "I may die, but know that I will drag your soul to Hell with me!"

Artemis: *quietly turning around* "I don't think you're the type of man who could go to Hell..."

-Julius snaps, from The Paper King (book #1)

Kat: *picks up Allens fallen books for him*

Allen: *blushing* "T-Thanks.."

Kat: "Sure...but don't think this means I like you or anything."

Allen: "...Then why did you pick my books up for me?"

Kat: "Well I couldn't just leave them on the ground now could I...? I mean, think of the poor books!"

-Conversation from Escape (book #3)

Oh Kitty Kat you silly little bitch :D

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Debby: "So those people you said you were looking for--You mean...you lived all these years looking for them...and you're no closer to death?"

Artemis: "Whatever do you mean...? I taste death every day I live without them."

-Random Conversation Artemis had with a girl in Jamestown (1628)

A little bit of chaste prose for you all. <3

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* conversation translated from the iroqouis language

[Raven Claw]: "[Gods save us...!]" *draws longbow and shoots at Artemis*

[Chief Bear heart]: *grabs arrow out of mid-air* "[Do not harm those who have not harmed you.]" *breaks arrow*

[Raven Claw]: "[...But Grandfather, he's a monster!]"

[Cheif Bear Heart]: "[What do you think that makes you if you kill him?]"

-Artemis visits an Iroquois camp and accidentally lets his identity slip

I always liked this scene...

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